Flawed ones. Mortals. Introverts. Dreamers. Lone-wolves. Lemonade makers. Wizards of words. Independent thinkers. Misunderstood children of the Universe. Dark souls. Unicorn whisperers. Effervescent souls. Glitter-blooded creatures. Beholders of the stars.
Welcome to this cyber-clusterfuck that is my blog in which you will NEVER find:
- Short or straight to the point posts. Thank YOU self-diagnosed ADHD
- DIY ANYTHING. If you want to DIY, then ehhhhh…DIY!
- Adulting. Not today. Not Never.
- Sappy Mommy posts about how much I adore my kids. I will rant. I will rant endlessly about ASSHOLE parenting and their SHIT-HEAD kids (Myself, and my sometimes-shitheaded kids included)
- ANYTHING DECAF. Decaf?
That’s like sex with a condom right?!Well the fox is heavily caffeinated 100% of the time. I mean don’t rappers swallow ‘shrooms for creativity? That’s the impression Eminem always gave me at least. Yea. Point made.
- Hope for humanity. I do not have a soft spot for stupidity. Which is basically- 90% of humanity. So yea.
- Predictability. I never know wtf I’m going to write about. Whatever happens happens.
Side note: That’s how I ended up pregnant twice. (Same guy thank God!)<–why do I DO things like this!
- Boundaries. Please refer to DISCLAIMER PAGE!
- Consistency. One day I’m in deep, poetic mode. One day I’m in FUCK THE WORLD mode. One day I just wanna tell a story using GIF’s. One day, I’m in sarcastic mode.. what matters is that ALL DAYS- I’m ranting.