One-Size-Fits-All DISCLAIMER!

 

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It recently dawned on me

I’m very well aware that my style of writing is over-the-top… I can be an assh-… untraditional in the realm of blogging. Once upon a time I started and failed anywhere from 8-10 other blogs because I attempted to conceal my true colors, in search of YOUR approval and support of my content and YOUR validation of me as a writer with any kind of talent.

I was desperate for attention so I thought FINE. I’ll be proper. I won’t use any fucking profanity anymore. I’ll write pretty things that appeal to a broader audience. I’ll be “classy” you know, like the DIY bloggers with their larger than life photography skills, their exceptional grammar techniques and their thousands of followers. (I’m convinced these types of niche-focused blogs are demoniac cults whom worship Satan online- but I still respect them and read them often  stop by every now and then). I don’t judge. I’m inspired by all sorts of writers. Truly.

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But “Once upon time”- is over as fuck.  And since I started writing again, I’ve felt compelled to enter a “disclaimer” at the top of every single post but that’s not very efficient and it gets a little old.  So the solution? THIS. 

ONE. UNIVERSAL. GRAND. COMMON. DENOMINATOR. OF A DISCLAIMER.

FOR ALL PAST, CURRENT, AND FUTURE POSTS ALIKE.

So! ::clearing my throat:: Please be warned, that my writing can will probably, almost always (unless I’m in one of my downer/melodramatic/why-me-universe/ over-emotional rants) push some buttons, come off as offensive, be inappropriate,excessive, somewhat aggressive, and more often than not- unjustifiable. 

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I’m not wired for the weak nor the fragile-minded. And let’s be real, NO ONE ever admits to being “weak” or “fragile-minded” but you’re VERY much out there.

And for the record, as far as “blogging” goes: the fact that I’ve limited myself, to a smaller group of bloggers/readers who can stomache my drama, well- I’m comfortable with that.

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Just keepin’ it real, humans.
ALSO NOTEWORTHY:

  • Unless it’s a selfie, no images are mines. They’re all from google or the likes and gifs are clearly from there too. I don’t take any credit for that.
  • Not that anyone would ever want to copy or share the shitstorms that are my writing but if you do I’d be flattered so please just let me know or give credit where it’s due because I rarely get any. Cool. Thanks!

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